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Domestic Bliss and Mundane Shit

Good morning, Sweetie. How did you sleep?

I slept well, darling. How about you?

Oh, hell, you forgot to set the alarm clock!

Me? I reminded you to set it last night.

It’s OK. I’ll just be late for the meeting. Breakfast?

Yes, breakfast! Eggs and toast or oatmeal?

I’ll do my toast. You always leave it in too long.

I’ll do my eggs. You never cook them long enough.

Bye, Sweetie. Be home about five. Love you.

Love you, too. Cum’eer and give your sugar a little kiss.

Damn. Why did you put the trash in front of the door?

Because if I didn’t you wouldn’t remember to take it out.

Love ya.

Love ya.

by Carol LoCastro, Salida, CO